| Champion Wrestler | Average Wrestler | Non-wrestler |
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Leaps tall buildings with a single bound |
Leaps small buildings with a single bound |
Bumps into building |
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More powerful than a locomotive |
Almost as powerful as a locomotive |
Is run over by a locomotive |
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Faster than a speeding bullet |
Faster than a slow bullet |
Shoots self in foot with a bullet |
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Puts opponent on back |
Fights off back |
Naps on back |
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Takes down all opponents |
Takes down some opponents |
Takes down the laundry |
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Gets reversals |
Gets escapes |
Gets gas |
|
lifts weights |
Makes weight |
Overweight |
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Works outs |
Tries out |
Chills out |
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Kicks butt |
Tries to kick butt |
Sits on butt |
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Hits switch on tough wrestlers |
Hits switch on some wrestlers |
Hits switch on remote |
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Shoots takedowns |
Shoots escapes |
Shoots the bull |
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Shows leadership |
Shows up |
Shows off |
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Can’t be scored on |
Can’t be pinned |
Can’t be bothered |
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Makes things happen |
Helps things happen |
Wonders what happened |
By Milt
Sherman
